The Cure for Anything

Sapiosexual: (noun) a form of sexual orientation characterized by a strong attraction to intelligence in others, often regardless of gender and/or conventional attractiveness.

I’ve recently had some vision problems caused by health issues so I may have to wear my glasses some of the time. Without glasses or contacts I’m really blind, as in I’ve taken out my contacts and then couldn’t find my glasses because I couldn’t see well enough to find them. I haven’t worn glasses outside of my home since I was 14 years old. So, to make it more enticing to me, I decided to buy some new glasses.

First I tried on these:

Maybe it was the glasses, or maybe it was the lighting, but I look like I have red hair. (why, yes, that is magnetic poetry in my fridge in the background.) trying on glasses tuned me into Grumpy Cat

I tried for more pairs and finally decided on these:

But this is how I really felt:

The funny thing is, I really like glasses on other people, especially men. If you take a nice looking man and put glasses on him, he’s even sexier looking. Even Disney agrees:

Luckily, I can still see well enough to read, because this is completely true. 😉