Blink If You Want Me

Friday, April 14, 2017 No tags Permalink

My current workout programs has me lifting 6 days a week. Which means going to the gym 6 days a week, even Friday. Before this I hadn’t been to the gym on a Friday night in years. Now I remember why. Apparently, it’s singles night. I had no idea that if you’re at the gym on a Friday night it means that you don’t have a life/boyfriend/husband. I’ve been hit on less at bars and parties. I just want to be left alone and do my workout in peace. So, being the creative thinker that I am, I came up with a plan. Rent-a-guy. I texted my friend Dave and asked if he’d be my boyfriend. Just for tonight. Just at the gym. He laughed, said all those conditions I was putting on it made it a lot less appealing. 😂 But he’s a good guy, so he went along with it. It worked out perfectly. Not one gym creeper bothered me all evening, and as a bonus I had a spotter for my bench press. 😁

When we left he asked me if I always did this “frog-humping-the-bench” thing. Nah, only a few times a week. 😉 It does look weird, I know. But it works, it really does.


I will be happy in a few weeks when I can go back to Friday rest days. Besides, summer will be here before we know it and even a gym rat like me wants to be outside doing something fun on a Friday night.

1 Comment
  • Deb
    April 14, 2017

    As a woman who has been out in public with you many times, let me tell you —guys stare at you all the time not just at the gym. 🙂 you just don’t notice because you aren’t looking it for it. Hon, you are oblivious to just how freaking gorgeous you are and that makes you even more appealing to guys.

    I love the song you posted before this. Is that Michael Kiwanuka or however you speed his name? Anyhow it’s so pretty but kinda sad too. Perfect for you!!! Hahaha!

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